Random questions

It's wrong for me to come to Madrid and not see it, and it's wrong for me to go out and make people sick.  So, what's the right thing for me to do in this situation?  Should I take the crowded metro train over to cough on the Prado, or stay in my room looking out at the scenic hotel roof?

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Why was Good Friday good, exactly?  

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Should I be completely honest or just talk about what's awesome and leave the rest out?

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New idea for bullfights:  No one gets to use any weapons, the bull always gets to live if he wins, and if the matador loses he gets butchered and sold to restaurants.  Sound fair?

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Wouldn't it be cool if ferrets really ran the hardware store? 

Terrible Nat King Cole knock-off that was supposed to be funny...

I'm forgettable, both day and night. 
When you guess my name, you're never right.  
With her look of love concealing me, 
it's no wonder you're not feeling me. 
Just like before,
You're closing the door.

I'm forgettable in every way, 
and forevermore that's how I'll stay.
Oh, my darling, you're not credible,
so I'll eat all that is edible,
'Til I find that you're forgettable, too.