Random observations #2

If you are starting a tour during rush hour, wait 30 minutes.  This is a win for the group, who can sleep later and still get there at about the same time, and also for the commuters, who don't have a bunch of extra busses in their way.

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Motor vehicle accidents aren't tourist attractions.

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A lot of work goes into maintaining ruins. 

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Caesar's palace in Las Vegas is totally unrealistic.

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St.  Peter's Basilica is an exquisite work of art that probably shouldn't have been built.

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If you make a living by exploiting and punishing the generosity of others, you'll probably keep finding new marks, but you'll make the world a colder place one sucker at a time.  Not that you give a damn.

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Garbage monster wants to eat you. 

Random observations

Walking normally feels like paradise after carrying 2 large shipping boxes half a mile to the post office.

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I still look the wrong way when I start to cross the street.

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Velvety upholstery in pubs is a bad idea. 

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Old fashioned tall toilets with pull chains have a charming aesthetic, until you need to fit a ladder into the stall to look in the tank.

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A pint of beer looks way bigger than I'd expect it to, and a half-pint is definitely enough.

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When you fall and bust your knee, no matter where you are, most people will either laugh or ignore you, but some will still help.

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It's hard to find a place to sit down when you happen to fall at lunch time. 

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Drunk octopus wants to fight you.