Random observations

Walking normally feels like paradise after carrying 2 large shipping boxes half a mile to the post office.

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I still look the wrong way when I start to cross the street.

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Velvety upholstery in pubs is a bad idea. 

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Old fashioned tall toilets with pull chains have a charming aesthetic, until you need to fit a ladder into the stall to look in the tank.

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A pint of beer looks way bigger than I'd expect it to, and a half-pint is definitely enough.

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When you fall and bust your knee, no matter where you are, most people will either laugh or ignore you, but some will still help.

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It's hard to find a place to sit down when you happen to fall at lunch time. 

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Drunk octopus wants to fight you.